Young Thanksgiving

She has been cooking all day and she doesn’t want Wracks underfoot in her kitchen.  The turkey is in the oven and she likes to cook it for an hour at 425 degrees to sear and seal the skin and then turn the oven down to cook the poultry for the rest of the time.   In a sauce pot are turkey necks and giblets, basil and parsley, garlic and onion because a broth brews for three hours to make gravy and then sauce for Italian dinners tomorrow and the next day.  The classic green beans steam in a cauldron with crushed garlic and more crushed garlic adorned with sea salt.   A large soup pot holds a myriad of potatoes, boiling happily to become mashed potatoes and the Wracks wait expectantly to mash them.  

Wracks, don’t let me overshoot the cooking time.   The turkey has to cool for at least thirty minutes before carving.   I won’t Mom, says the Wracks

The doorbell rings a ding doing.   The grandparents are here to share a holiday meal.  Grandpa and Grandma show up bearing sacks of food to feed the Wracks.    Outside a Ford Fairlane deluxe town coupé in alabaster white parks, it soon will be converted by the Fonz into a rolling brothel but the Wracks is too young to understand.   All he understands is that he has family and they are here together on the holidays and everything is so special.  Grandma walks over to him and gently kisses him on the forehead and says Happy Thanksgiving.  She is small and has reddish blond hair and green eyes just like him.  Grandpa is here, he has been sick all his adult life and had to leave Australia and then Northern California to come here.  Wherever someone goes, it is all the same.   It is to run from money.  He sits down and vegetates.  Father Wracks hands him the daily newspaper and he reads it the Wracks sit with his grandmother on the sofa and wait for dinner.  

Come mash the potatoes says Mother.   Dinner is ready.

Everyone assembles the convertible dining room table to the dining room table lengthened for the holidays.   The Fonz appears from the bedroom, he leaves through the window and doesn’t think anyone knows and sees the girl next door.   The Fonz sits opposite the Wracks on the side next to Mother and Grandpa and Father sits at the head of the table.   The food stands on the walkthrough, ready to be served and eaten.  A fresh bottle of wine opens, it is a Johannesburg Riesling and the Wracks gets a quarter glass of wine mixed with water as it is a European custom to serve the children water and wine on holidays.    Father Wracker pours wine, passes it around, and then says, let’s say our prayer.   Everyone crosses hands and thanks the Lord for this meal and then father says “Manja” which is the Italian word for eat and everyone gets in line to mound their holiday dish with luxurious gourmet cooked food.   The Wracks gets a wing and a leg if he wants it, this is the way his parents want it, tons of mashed potatoes and gravy and a log cabin of garlic and parsley steamed green beans.   After everyone cannot eat anymore, Mom says, I have a pumpkin and cherry pie from Marie Calendars.

The Wracks go inside the kitchen and bring the dessert plates, the serving utensils, and the two pies and set them on the table next to Mother.  She asks everyone what pie they prefer and finally, when she gets to the Wracks, he says; both.   Evening coffee perks in the automatic coffee percolator and the Wracks pours the fresh coffee into the decanter and brings it to the table.   Coffee cups are already there for the grownups.   The Wracks bring all the dishes from the table to the kitchen, because they are English china, they have to be scoured before being put on rinse hold in the automatic dishwasher or they will chip.   The sterling silver cutlery, that Mom received at her wedding, has to be washed by hand and then dried. Grandma helps the Wracks clean the kitchen, removes the China from the dishwasher, places it in the pots and pans, and then starts another load.   The Wracks load the remaining food into storage containers wrap the turkey in aluminum foil and place it into the Whirlpool refrigerator. 

Grandfather moves to the reclining chair, sits down, and lights up a huge Roi tan cigar.   He prefers Roi tan to Cuban hand-rolled blends.   The house fills with smoke, father opens up the sliding glass door and turns the thermostat up and Grandfather puffs away with a big smile on his face.  The other adults’ station in the living room with light green shag carpeting in French chairs given to them by the grandparents.   They each have a glass of cognac or aperitif wine.  Time passes in sublime happiness.  The family is all here, all together for the holidays. 

Finally, the grandparents say they have to leave because they don’t like to drive when it is late, and the Wracks fetch their overcoats from the hall closet and present them to them.  Even the Fonz is here and the Wracker family waves goodbye to the grandparents as they roll away in the Ford Fairlane.  Father is now sitting in the recliner smokes a Pall Mall cigarette and watches television on the color set brought to them by the grandparents.  The Wracks goes and puts away things and straightens things and clears the table as is his custom and constant task.  The Fonz always disappears, he goes and visits the neighbors and will never admit to visiting them.  The Wracks moves to his bedroom which will soon be his grandmother’s bedroom, takes off his pants and shirt, puts on pajamas goes to bed watches as the stars twinkle through the transparent shutters that shroud his room, and finally falls asleep.  

This is one of many to be had, a long time ago, with important people doing important things, and the past slowly slips away.  The Wracks thanks the maker he had a family to live with and have a somewhat normal life.  Many of our beautiful children don’t.  Like our forefathers, who hunted turkey because their crops failed, and the Indians who brought corn and beans to the first Thanksgiving, and lived in harmony with the European colonists, the Wracks want to thank everyone who made his Thanksgiving possible and hope all children will have a good thanksgiving, like he had.  Like water under the bridge, it is all gone now, and what we have are beautiful memories, to share with our offspring.   Happy Thanksgiving.

Mutual Funds

We the 80 percent demark a proportion of our hourly earnings into funds so he and she can live into retirement and their children will have enough money to be educated upon their demise.  What is the appropriate way for the government to sponsor so the people who fight for the nation and support the infrastructure have enough funds to live into their golden years?   The 20 percent are smarter and have the love of God so they holier than thou can decree how public money is used.   The result of the fruitful meanderings and altruistic research is the mutual fund.   A mutual fund is an investment business staffed by the 20 percent who have the money, had time, had location to attend an Ivy League college and become the financiers of our great nation.   The government which continually tells us that they are on our side says that any interest accrued in a mutual fund is tax-exempt until his or her 65th birthday.  The 80 percent that believe the dogma of high finance blindly put their hard-earned cash into 401k, 403b, SEP designated cash-exempt funds.  What happens to these billions of dollars that a day laborer or fast-food employee relies upon to give them sustenance during hard times?

Mutual funds are divided into various designations depending on how much time the investment allocates or the amount of risk the investor wants to assume.  Growth funds invest in companies that are productive and rapidly expanding.   Asset allocation funds invest in blue chip giants that use their and mortar base to make money.  Once someone has money, they can lend it or leverage it to make more money and this is what mutual funds do.  Index funds use stable giants that guarantee returns and are less susceptible to stirring.  What is stirring?    Students of psychology note that human beings will endeavor in anything that offers financial returns.  The staff of mutual funds, all highly educated, buy and sell stocks and bonds and make a commission on their buys and sells so naturally they will use derivative methods to buy and sell stocks, bonds, and commodities so they can earn six-figure incomes gambling the grub stake of wage earners.    Has anyone ever heard of a poor investment banker?   Probably not, because they live in exclusive gated communities in large houses with a pool.  The as they stir the more investment staff make and index funds are composed of entities that do not need to be stirred as much. 

Overseas stocks are highly speculative no matter what investment bankers state.   They do not fall under United States government jurisdiction, so the money can not be appropriately and exactly quantitated.  This means that third-party players and middlemen take a cut as the money happens from other countries and eventually finds its way to the United States where it can be taxed.   What is better than having money make money in a foreign country and no one, even the government knows how much cash is being generated or reinvested in infrastructure?   Only the 20 percent know.   Only the shadow knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men.   Let the giants of industry outsource the economy so no one knows how much cash the companies generate, they can employ slave laborers, and they take a cut and put it in a Swiss bank awaiting retirement and no one knows.  Stir, stir, allocate with abandon, and store the booty in overseas accounts along with drug traffickers. 

My grandfather was a man of few words and I was too immature to appreciate him.   What he said is that men only do what suits them and that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

Enter the dragon.   If public money is to be invested unscrupulously, the government should do it.   If hard-earned cash is to be stolen, the government should steal it, not Ivy League investment bankers. 

We shall establish mutual funds based on NET INCOME as demarcated in the yearly prospectus.

We shall establish mutual funds based on slope as given in a Cartesian coordinate system with an x and y-axis.

We shall establish mutual funds based on capital because profit derives from capital and large companies are stable entities for all.  Owners’ equity in the equation Assets = liabilities and owners’ equity is a sum that can be taxed and leveraged.  Like one of my mentors stated; “it takes money to make money.”

Mathematical quantities like ROI. Quick ratio and others are merely guides for an intelligent investor to proceed because like all math, figures lie and liar’s figure.   

One of the most pertinent places to put a nest egg is a certificate of deposit in a FIDC-accredited bank and label the money as an IRA.  Bonds are merely debentures that float around, and never go away and the working class pays the interest when they are tagged onto the property tax.   Money is money and when this author was a child a peer said he would teach him about money.  The author gave him five dollars on loan and the person said to ask for it back and when the author did, he got punched in the face.  This is how money is. 

This author is not a rabble-rouser or politician.  Let him play the devil’s advocate and state empirically that he is mad he never got a piece of the skullduggery.   We the people vote to ensure the blessings of liberty for ourselves and our posterity do ordain and establish……

Perverse Imp

Estranged to a lonely room

Littered with trash and splattered gloom

Fettered and sentenced to early doom

Distressed and distraught to a sordid mood

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

To make sure the windows latched

To make sure the door to match

Hope to God to soon to catch

Before settling to an unworldly nap

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Late night battered darkness broken

Metallic taste in my mouth beholden

Bathroom rush with my mouth open

Rinse the mouth and nose thus salted

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

I never see the imp come or go

Only disturbance in light or dark shadow

Low to the floor  slither  and flow

Dash under the bed, I don’t really know

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Maybe it is up on the ledge

Or under the bed or behind the case

Or cowering in a corner or place

Peeking out  from a closet embrace

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

In my dreams I see a sordid face

Withered and shriveled and contorted with hate

Laronian imp with purpose of fate

In my mouth it squirts the paste

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Again I wake and bolt for the sink

From the corner of my eye I see the imp

He disappears in wink or a blink

Invisible to the man with a limp

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Pint sized demon un happily  born

Raised to hurt and kill with poison

Never seen in a man with reason

Punished in a life of torture and scorn

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

In the darkness I see a leap

Up to the ledge an amazing  feat

For a tiny thing at most two feet

Hiding until I fall asleep

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Needles inserted into my feet

Slow painful  sore legs they do  retreat

Hope to lord my soul to keep

Late at night in darkness deep

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

In the blackness I hear a click

Grab a sword and after it

Under the bed in a squealing fit

Damaged with a warbling tweet

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Should I slowly pass away

Hopefully my children remember me

Horrible taste with it at bay

Awakening to a brand new day

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

Should I survive to tell a story

Of terror, pain and faith and glory

Unbelievable unreasonable stodgy and gory

Peers in as I swoon with sedated foray

Creeps and crawls and stalks at night

one step over the line

sinking in a stormy sea Lord Jesus

Bailing suits me just fine.

Sitting in a little row boat bailing

One step over the line

I want to have a good time Mother Mary

I want to have a really good time

Going way down in a subway station

One step over the line

I want to say hello Saint Peter

Say hello one more time

Sitting alone in a subway station

One step over the line

I never wanted to offend old Smoky

I want to give him a piece of my mind

Keeping to myself in a railway station

One step over the line

Saint Micheal says I have a long way to go

don’t pay people no mind

Sitting by myself at a railway station

One step over the line

Blue blood doesn’t suit me, lord Jesus

I need help most of the time

Lost with myself on the internet

One step over the line