Pa kua is a highly esoteric exercise practiced solely in China.  History reveals that anything Borte loved became sacred to the Chinese and possibly Borte practiced Pa kua chang.  Pa kua means “eight diagrams” and the eight diagrams are the eight way to produce unconsciousness in an adversary.   Pa kua is a circular style and most martial art practitioners feel the exercise is looping and slow and has no basis in reality.  Pa kua reveals the predatory postures of the praying mantis which is the most ferocious predator of the insect kingdom.   In Pa kua, a practitioner circularizes all their actions and once mastered they become fast.  The circle forms the basis of Pa kua and any strike delivered by a Pa kua boxer is 3.14 times more powerful than a straight strike derived from a given moving mass.  3.14 is Pi and this factor accounts for the power in Pa kua.   Force = mass x velocity/radius.   Pa kua is easily learned but incredibly difficult to master because a boxer circularizes their strikes off of a horizontal circular footwork.  The foot work, like in Tai Chi and Hsing-I is the all of the art and force springs from a boxer moving in a horizontal circle.   Most boxers feel Pakua is too hard to learn and incredibly difficult to apply.  This might be true, but Pa kua is an exercise to be practiced for life that circularizes your actions. From this discipline comes perfection as is written in the Tao.   From this art comes the adage,”dance like a lady, fight like a tiger”.  If a student of the martial arts goes to YouTube and views videos of a preying mantis, they see that the insect punches twice the prey, grabs the prey and starts eating.  Any insect bigger than a Mantis immediately induces motionlessness and the mantis will move in a circle should that insect attack,   The most essential point in Pa kua is the fact that circling is both an evading tactic and an attacking method at the same time and only those people proficient in the art can accomplish this.  If a boxer attacks a Pa kua expert the expert will instinctively circle and counter attack.  The relevance of Pa kua lays in the fact that Yun-shen Kuo, “the divine crushing hand” and leader of the Hsing-I school was defeated in a match by a Pa kua expert. Now Pa kua and Hsing-I are coupled and complementary systems taught together. In Pa kua chang a boxer circles, extends his arm or arms, backhands and circles the other way.  This footwork is also known as the single palm change;

The single palm change

Circle with one foot turning out and the other turning in. Turn in the back foot severely when brought up to the lead foot.  Extend the lead foot to the center of the circle.  Bring the back foot up to fore foot in horse posture. Cross hands.   Step out with the back foot, foot turning out and circling the opposite way of the beginning. 

All the movements in Pa kua chang are a variation of the single palm change.   The exception is the double palm change used to attack an adversary closing in from the rear.   “Chang” means open hand.  In Pa kua chang a boxer can punch or grab, or cut with his or her hand while executing a move.  In whipping back in the single palm change, a boxer can use the hand, as a fist, or as a sword to the throat. In other words, in a fist fight, the grasp is just as important as the fist.

The double palm change is a spinning backhand followed by a one two punch and then completing the single palm change and swinging back to a new direction,

Moves of Pa Kua chang

Single palm change

Double palm change

Dragon

Bear

Lion

Hawk

Snake

White monkey bears fruit

The single palm change is the mainstay of the art.  All the others are variations of this single theme

Double palm change faces an adversary in the rear

In dragon, a boxer puts two hands to the sides of his or her head in an effort to block a hook.  Then with the blocking hand, a boxer hammers down one-two with the other hand and then completes the single palm change

Bear is similar to dragon except the back hand cocks back to an overhand right while the lead hand protects the mouth.   The back hand hammers down when attacking and with the same hand completes the single palm change.  The movement looks like a boxer is swinging their hand in a figure eight, this is a circular overhand right changing into a back hand after striking. After the single palm change, this is the second basic move of Pa Kua chang.

Lion is similar to fan penetrate back in Tai chi, also known as the straight right hand.   Afterwards complete the single palm change

Hawk happens as a two handed strike or grab to the midsection like a hawk swoops down and holds its prey.  Afterwards complete the single palm change

Snake is the same as splitting in Hsing-i.    Turn your foot inward and swing the hookercut to the groin of the adversary.  Cross hands and complete the single palm change. Please remember that the single palm change ends with a cut to the throat or fist to the face.  This fact is important in that if a boxer misses with the primary punches, he or she swings back with the palm change and connects.  This seems ridiculous, but it works, consistently.

Two hands cutting is the white monkey.   Holding the hands vertically in front of the face like a mantis, the boxer turns his hands up and the boxer swings his arms, both together in a two handed hook. This effort normally directs at the throat. Then from the other side he swings back with both hands  to complete the single palm change.   This movement is also known as a two handed hook or haymaker.

Circle in a clockwise circle, and then make the single palm change and circle counter clockwise.  Circle the foot movements and circle in a figure 8.   When someone is chasing you circle in a figure eight and end up facing your opponent from the side and attacking.  Circle in a large circle if he or she has a lot of room.   Circle in a small circle in a small room.   Circle unto yourself in a holding cell.   In Pa Kua chang, the only movement is the single palm change executed from both directions.   How you use your hands is up to your discretion.   A boxer can punch with their hands.  A boxer can cut with their hands.   A boxer can grab with their hands then cross hands and then cut the throat with the single palm change. 

All the movements in Pa kua are circular.   Those that aren’t, are circular when viewed from above.  Eight diagram boxing is fighting in a round horizontal plane unlike to and fro, right or left in the other internal systems.  The single palm change is the beginning and the end.   Like swinging a weight on a string, the movements become powerful when a boxer becomes expert and his or his movements have been circularized.

The martial movements of insects are circular because they as so small, to make power is to swing their arms in a circle or an arc.   In eight diagrams boxing and expert that has integrated the circle into his or her movements can evade and attack without thinking.   This effect is what makes the style of the praying mantis so great.  It probably can be adapted to commercial boxing.   In a nutshell, in the eight diagram boxing, when a threat converges, a boxer circles and swings their arms in a circle, connects and then circles away. This effort may sound simplistic or down right stupid except that it works.   Insects are the most efficient predators of the animal world and what they do helps them survive.

This writing is Pa Kua chang delivered to the west.  Although esoteric and strange, this system forms the most efficient predatory system in existence if and only if a boxer can master it.   The “if” is a big if because Chinese monks devote their entire lives to walking in a circle, if the government lets them.  I imagine that twenty years of practicing every day, making the right turns and coordinating your movements is necessary to integrate the art in ganglionic memory. Good luck to all who endeavor to grasp knowledge in the dog days of boredom.

Hsing-I means the shape a person takes.  In Hsing-I, a person becomes a predatory dinosaur and attacks its prey until the prey falls and the dinosaur can feed.   Hsing-I is a mental state akin to self-hypnosis and the attacker becomes a Tyrannosaur until the prey succumbs.  The form of mind is an attacking system and as such is defective against a system based on defense.   An attacker eventually gets tired and the system does not work so well in a defensive mode.  D’Amato taught Mike Tyson Hsing-I and the only way to beat him was to stay away until he tired.  The form of mind is a system revered by the Chinese and they do not teach it in the West.  The Japanese tried to imitate the system with Shotokan, but it is not the same.  In the form of mind, the six simple actions require very little thinking, and this is why the system is so efficient.  From practical aspects, the form of mind works best for small people because its actions are based on vectorial footwork and big people don’t move as well and are better suited to Tai chi.   As in Tai Chi, the footwork is the all.  Accelerating the body mass coincident with the punch produces a devastating effect and the six simple movements are all designed to stun with one punch. A tyrannosaur must stun its prey before it feeds.  

Footwork

Walking step

Conservative step

Modified step

Flying step

Step to the side

Inch step

In the walking step you step forward, revolve your torso, and punch with the other hand.    The Conservative step is the step of a killing dinosaur.  A boxer steps forward, revolves his torso, and strikes with the same hand.  It is the most powerful but makes a practitioner walk like a robot.  The modified step is stepping forward and bringing the rear foot into horse posture to punch.  A boxier uses this step when the prey is close.  In the flying step, a boxer lifts his lead foot and turns it 45 degrees out, leaps forward, and punches in the conservative step into an archery stance, then follows the step.  The side step is to counteract another attacking dinosaur.   A boxer steps to the side and then begins to advance with one of the steps.   Inch step is used with crossing and a boxer uses it to measure an opponent when in guard to begin an attack.

As in all the internal systems, the steps are all and power derives from accelerating the body mass.

The forms

Crossing (heng)

Crushing (peng)

Pounding (Pao)

Splitting (Pi)

Drilling (tsuan)

Decking (Zhuang shi ban )

Crossing is the mother of Hsing-i.   All forms derive from crossing.  When in doubt use crossing, then begin the lien chuan (combinations) to overwhelm the opponent.   When attacked, side step then use crossing and begin the combinations.  Heng is earth and is the beginning and the end.  Heng is the same as bending the bow in the white crane and Kun bui,  the backhand.   Heng is done with any step but boxers prefer the inch step transiting to the modified step.   

Crushing is the mainstay of Hsing I.     All combinations utilize crushing.   Crushing focuses on the solar plexus although a person can use it to the face.  An expert like Mike Tyson delivers crushing to the body and then finishes with pounding or the hook.   In a fight crushing can stop the heart or bring the hands down in preparation for pounding or decking.   

Pounding is the long hook and the same as horizontal flying in a white crane or return tiger to a mountain in Tai chi.   Pounding can be delivered with any step but is taught with the Z step because an attacker is usually close when they deliver pounding.  Horse, step to the diagonal and deliver a hook with the arm outstretched, then follow the step to the horse.  Pounding is fire and a boxer does this as fast as they can. 

Drilling is the same as the spear hand in shoaling boxing and is used extensively in commercial prizefighting because professional boxers are big, and fast, and to survive a boxer must keep their hands up in front of their face.  Using any step and the hands in front of the body and lower face, a boxer drill outwards their hand using the flat fist. Drilling is the fastest of the forms and this is why boxers use it extensively in the ring. 

Splitting is the same as the hookercut.   It is a vertical hook delivered to the groin.    If a boxer has a reach advantage they use splitting to soften up an opponent.  In prizefighting,   splitting is delivered to the lower ribs or liver, but it is defined as a punch to the groin only. 

Decking is the overhand right or brush knee and press in Tai chi.   In a drilling stance, a boxer pulls a hand up above their shoulder and strikes downward like a hammer.  Remember to move the body forward as you deck someone.  Decking is the sky and unifies with the earth and water.   This is the way of saying you deck someone using the right cross and hookercut.  

In your living room, go through the forms and link them as you please, this is your persona or lien chuan.

Crossing combines with anything,   pounding combines with splitting,   and drilling combines with decking.   Heng becomes peng, then pao into drilling or decking.   The turning step links the forms and is used to confront an attacker from behind or to attack a boxer who dodges out of the way. This is the seventh combination.  Hsing-I chuan Hsueh is a unique and prime number.  

This is Hsing-I in a nutshell delivered to the west.  Hsing-I originated in the Luhan province of China where dinosaurs used to roam.  Southern Shaolin is part of Hsing-I and can be taught separately. These static forms are:

Komodo dragon

Sparrow

Hawk

Phoenix

Turtle

Horse

Mantis

Bear

Eagle

Monkey

Tiger

                There are two more that I cannot remember.

The internal systems are to be practiced every day for exercise until a boxer dies.   When a boxer wants to die they stop practicing the internal systems.  They are above all a means for health and self-defense if necessary.   If a person thinks he or she is tough, go to a boxing gym and show them what you got.  This is the way of the Tao.

The Chinese word “Tai Chi Chuan” means supreme ultimate boxing.  Is Tai chi a sedentary exercise relegated to the old or is it a potent, modern, martial arts system?  Is Tai Chi taught correctly or is it the basis of western boxing that prizefighters use to make millions of dollars annually?  A long time ago, the Chinese nobility used to promote free-for-all fights because they did not have the internet or planes to take them on vacation.   The nobility chose several martial arts systems to be part of the aristocracy or “Internal sect” and they became what is now known as the internal systems. These systems that the aristocracy chose for their own are, Hsing-I,  Pa-kua,  and Tai Chi.  Only  Tai  Chi Chuan made it to the United States.  The internal systems are first and foremost an exercise system to be done solo every day to promote cardiovascular health.   If a student practices the movements of the internal systems daily,  within twenty years they become a potent system of self-defense.   The reason a student practices every day is to integrate the movements into ganglionic memory and install a no-mind response when confronted by an adversary. 

The fundamentals of Tai Chi Chuan are:

The idea

The steps

The five postures.

The idea behind Tai Chi is the oscillation of a string or the sine wave.   When a string is plucked,  it bounces back and vibrates, so it is with Tai Chi as in saber fencing.  Lunge, Parry, and redouble. When an enemy attacks, a student parries, and punches, and if they miss they redouble.  This action must be a no-mind response to be effective.

Tai Chi Chuan is also known as “One step boxing.”     In boxing a practitioner usually only needs one step to carry out their admonition.   This is why Tai Chi is known as an exercise for the old because old people can’t move around or dance like they could when they were young.  The steps in Tai Chi are:

Waist drawback stance

Toe step

Archery posture

Heel stance

Step to the side

The waist draw-back stance or posture puts sixty percent of the weight on the back leg in an on-guard stance.  This is a comfortable posture that readies a person to step forward and punch.  The toe step is when a practitioner brings back one leg in front of the other and is akin to the cat stance in Okinawan Karate.  The toe stance is the parry.   From the toe stance, a boxer accelerates his or her mass forward with a punch or strike to an archery stance.   In archery stance, a student has sixty percent of his or her weight on the front foot.   This is the one step.   After entering the archery stance a student follows steps on the rear foot to enter into the waist drawback stance again.   The heel stance is a specific posture used when a boxer has a reach advantage.   They put sixty percent of their weight on the rear foot, and forty percent on the front foot sitting on the heel and lunged forward into an archery stance to deliver a punch. Step to the side starts from the waist drawback and a boxer steps one foot to the side and brings the other foot to cat stance to evade a lunge punch or flurry of punches.

The steps are all of Tai Chi Chuan.   Everything else derives from the steps.  The feature that makes a punch powerful is the acceleration of the body mass coincident with the punch.  An expert boxer can deliver their body weight in a punch in the blink of an eye.

In all of Tai Chi, there exist 108 postures.   Only five make up the basis of the art which evolved from the martial art postures of the Kodiak bear.   Tai Chi is the art of the bear.  This is why orthodox practitioners use the palm.   Bears do not have fingers and use their palm.   Human beings should use their first instead.  The fist causes more damage than the palm. The five basic postures used in Tai Chi are:

The single whip

Brush the knee and press

Fan penetrates back

Hands build clouds

The expansive push or step up and punch.

There exist many more and some instructors place more emphasis on some rather than others.  The most lethal postures in Kung Fu include tai chi.   The five basic postures make up the whole of Western boxing.   All the boxers in stadiums, or on TV, utilize tai chi to make money.

The single whip is also known as the jab.   From a ready position, a boxer moves his weight to an archery stance and accelerates his hand in a straight fashion.   Then he or she initiates the follow-step.

Brush knee and press is the same as an overhand right.   A boxer circles his left hand to brush away a kick to the knee and circles the other hand in a looping punch.  A boxer can eliminate the circling left hand if not necessary.   Then a boxer follows steps up to the waist drawback stance. 

Fan penetrate back is the most used posture in all the martial arts.   It is also known as the straight right hand.   A boxer waves his left hand upwards to block a looping left or overhand right,  then he or she punches outward with the right standing fist to the face.

Cloud build hands are the same as bumping in a White crane or flapping in the style of the phoenix.    A boxer circles both hands, one clockwise and the other in a counterclockwise fashion like he or she is building clouds with their hands.   The effect is a short hook to the face that Muhammed Ali tuned to perfection.   The open hand is slightly faster than the fist and in Cloud build hands a boxer uses the open hand.   A person can use the fist if necessary.   Use an archery stance and initiate a follow-step..   This is one-step boxing.

The expansive push is what all bears use initially before they engage.   Step forward into an archery stance and push forward directly with two open hands.   A boxer can use their fist.   This is the Tai Chi version of crushing used in Hsing-i.   It is directed against the body, more specifically the solar plexus…   A person can use step up and punch instead which is the same as the spear hand in Pa-kua and Okinawan Karate.

These are the basics of Tai chi.   There exist only two leg movements in Tai Chi.   They are kicking against the kick and the lotus kick. Kick against a kick is used against a kicking expert who dances around and throws kicks at your knees or head.   In kick against the kick,   when an enemy lifts a foot, any foot to kick, a Tai Chi boxer snap kicks their groin.   The only time a tai chi boxer uses a kick is to kick another foot expert in the genitals.   The other kick is the lotus kick which is the same as the crane kick in Soft Wing Chun.   It is called the lotus kick because if you connect, the adversary falls asleep.  Swing your extended leg in a big circle that connects with the head.    When your hands hurt or you are holding a weapon, a boxer can use the lotus kick.

Like stated before there exist 108 movements to Tai Chi.   One of the movements is using your head to beat someone into unconsciousness.   This movement is not recommended.   Another called the shoulder strike is for advanced students to use their shoulders to strike a grappler.   There exist many others in many other tai chi styles.

The other basic movements of  Tai Chi  Chuan are:

Send tiger back to mountain-  a huge hook

Repel the tiger-  the hookercut directed against the groin

Slanting flight- an open-handed backhand directed against the throat

Step up and form seven stars.   A cross-hand punch with both hands to the carotid arteries against a grappler

Golden Cockerel hangs on the ears-   A straight hook simultaneously with both open hands to the ears meant to deafen an opponent

Backstep the monkey – The only posture where you defend against a karate expert with a flurry moving backward.   This is the only movement in the martial arts meant to be done backward

This is the system of Yang Cheng Fu.  The author practices Hsing-I and Pa-ku instead.   There is simply too much to know.  Hsing-I is consecutive step boxing, and Pa-Kua is circling step boxing.   There is too much to master in a lifetime.   Choose one internal system and become adept in it.  The main benefit is cardiovascular health.  If a boxer does the postures on both sides religiously, he or she becomes ambidextrous.   The perfection of the self is paramount in the quest for the TAO as outlined in the I-Ching.   

DISCLAIMER: The following discourse has no basis in reality and anyone implicated or implied is nothing more than imagination far away.

Father Wracker was a distant father.  He never said much and when he came home from teaching disadvantaged students Business at LACC, he would sit and smoke cigarettes and have a red can of Coca-Cola.   Sometimes the Wracks would wake up late at night and tell him to go to sleep put out his cigarette and lead him to his bedroom.    He was a part-time insurance broker and no one ever thought so much of him.  He had few friends and when they appeared, he and Mother Wracker would fix them a fine dinner and then sit in the green living room and drink brandy.   He was never there much unless someone needed him; the Wracks wondered where he spent all his free time.   He would disappear on business trips for a week or more and show up again and begin again.   The family would celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter and go to midnight mass sometimes on the Navidad.   The Wracks wondered where all the time went and then it was over.  

The holidays are here once again, bringing poignant memories that one cannot forget and the alone are morose.  Everything has changed.   Sometimes he would come home early and ask the Wracks to borrow his CO2 bb pistol and he would practice in the yard shooting a soda can, the yard with one white rose.   Grandmother passed away and, in his mind, the Wracks see here in Finland, she now is on her own.   When the Wracks returned from his education, he got an aneurysm and the Wracks rushed him to the hospital, and he was saved.  The world would get twenty more years from him.  He wouldn’t go on business trips anymore, and the endless years of eating amphetamine and smoking cigarettes while on assignment finally caught up to him.   The powers that be gave him an assignment as an analyst at a firm with a standard name so he could derive a pension and retire with some money.  A friend of his got into a jam in a far-off place and Father Wracker gave his entire pension to an unscrupulous jailor and that man came home.  When he retired, the firm gave him a gold Rolex watch and he never wore it, and the Wracks inherited it and it stays in his drawer today.  One holiday dinner while the Wracks were clearing dishes, he sat down and Father Wracker stuck his index finger into his forearm and said, 

Never join the CIA, let someone else do it.  

He never said anything more and his greyish-black eyes focused and pin pricked and that was that.

Years go by and the Wracks has gone away and visit his parents from time to time with his blond-haired wife.  They left tranquil hills because the location was too hot and moved to Indian Wells, near Indio to watch a house for a gentrified man who needed someone to live in his mansion.  When he was down there, once, he asked the Wracks to take him for chemotherapy.   He developed skin cancer of the head and face from witnessing countless atomic explosions and the Wracks waited as he vomited into a brown grocery bag after a treatment.   He also developed hypertension and nothing in the allopathic armory works.   The elite decided that Father Wracker needed a kidney transplant and he died, and his wife didn’t want to live alone and cursed everyone around her.  They say that they use you as long as you are effective, and when you know too much, they get rid of you.  So it goes.

The time has gone away, and another generation is safe from the ravages of the bad guys.  Whatever race or religion they are or what they think is immaterial.  We were saved and the world goes on like nothing ever happened, and there is no money because they cannot acknowledge your existence without admitting coercion.   The Wracks wonders if there is anything in Swiss bank accounts because, for a wage earner, everything helps.   Before he died, he said to Wracks in passing, “For a long shot use a 7.62”.  The Argentine national government would never let him emigrate because he didn’t have enough money.

A long time has passed, and The Wracks sits looking out a window. The holidays are upon us and the Wracks have a son.    All seems good.   There is one thing and one thing only the Wracks has on his bucket list.  He doesn’t want to see the French museum or the holy city of Saint Petersburg.   He doesn’t want to visit Cambodia and view the resting place of the beloved Borte Kalel at Angor Wat.   He hopes the government will give him access to the tomb of the Unknown Soldier, and kneel, and say a prayer and thank God that his generation was delivered from evil.  

It was and it is and the Wracks have a ride surfing.  The Getty has a white and neon yellow Volkswagen bus of 1959 vintage, configured for trips.  An Abarth tuned exhaust system gives the 1300 cc rig ten more horsepower and top speed flat out on a level straight of about sixty miles per hour.  No one knows how the Getty comes up with these concoctions but he does, again and again.   On a Saturday, bright and early, Getty, Kool, and the Wracks will venture south for a two-hour drive to Diego.  In the winter, in California, for some reason unknown, Diego has the most consistent surf on the California Coast except for Steamer Lane in Santa Cruz.   In Leucadia and Encinitas,  any swell with a north bent fills in there, and even in the summer, there are small wavelets to ride.   The Wracks planned to live here but it never transpired and this is why. 

The Getty and Kool show up around six o’clock in the morning and as always Kool waits in the car and smokes.   Getty arouses Wracks from slumber by pounding on his window, and toast with an egg and two dollars of gas money get the Wracks a seat in the back, with the boards, to go surfing where there are waves. Six dollars fill the small rear tank.   In California, somewhere, waves worth riding, happen every day, especially if the intrepid are willing to drive, or even fly there.  Hawaii is windy and rainy and the reason everyone flocks to this island retreat is because the water is a warm seventy degrees plus.  In California, fifty-degree water is commonplace, and the wind can blow very cold.  The Wracks throws one of his second-hand boards in the back along with his blue Nat Pro wetsuit.   The boys are smoking and whatever up front and toss the Wracks a lit nib when they are done with it.  Smoke billows out the windows.  A police car pulls up alongside the bright yellow van and Getty waves to him and he waves back.  Past the endless refineries and smell of non-olfactory money, the three find themselves in Diego, and they turn off at Encinitas.

We are going to Moonlight says Kool,  Yah Deh.  A left breaking off a rock reef, the best in Diego

I heard it is good too, says Getty.  The Fonz and Dick surf it all the time.

The Fonz never told me about it says the Wracks, and the two up fronts look at each other. 

 Moonlight is a street sign that stands in front of a beach shrouded by a strand of tall Pine trees.  No one can see the beach; a traveler must meander down the path to get there.  The Wracks guesses that all good things are obscured this way.  After the Getty parks, near the street sign, He gets out and a tall, blond head appears out of the bush.  The Getty goes and speaks with him, shakes his head, and saunters back to the car. 

We can’t surf here, says the Getty.   We have the Wracks with us.   We will have to come back some other day in the winter.   Right now, the left reef is six feet and glassy.

My backside is not so good anyway say the Wracks, I am sorry.  I have trouble dropping in on left tubing waves.

We are going to Del Mar, says Getty, but first the seven-eleven. 

A tall Anglo-Saxon man the Encinitas Seven Eleven.  The Wracks buys a tall Slurpee in cherry, his favorite flavor.   The Getty and Kool buy bags of junk of every make and description.  They eat half of everything and throw the rest out the window.  Getty eats half of the microwaved hot dogs.  Kool has his favorite, a pastrami sandwich and a Heineken beer. 

You are not eighteen yet say the Wracks, How did you buy that beer?

I have a fake I.D. says Kool, you can obtain one for five hundred bucks from a professional.  Yeah!

Del Mar is good today, with about four to six-foot peaks, breaking on a rocky sand bar.   Wracks practices going left on his six-foot eight-inch square tail with two round side fins inspired by Craig Wilson.  Ing shaped it in his garage. 

Do you like the three fins ask the Getty.

It doesn’t spin out and has more draw says the Wracks.

The session is over and the mid-day sun brings the predominant westerly on-shore wind that slightly blows everything out.

Let’s head home says Getty

The two light up in front and the Wracks have a Pall-Mall cigarette in the back and flick the ash through the side windows. The roaring Abarth exhaust system permeates the environment with a blaring sound and the Yellow VW heads on home on the Freeway and the Wracks fall asleep.

The big pine tree in front of the Bacon Way residence reminds the Wracks that he is home.

Time to dislodge says the Getty

I will throw my stuff on the ivy says the Wracks.

We are going to the Rainbow tonight, says the Getty. Want to tag along?

Don’t have any money says the Wracks, and I have to study

Plenty of blow says Kool, and girls.  Yeah!

I have to stay with my grandmother tonight, my father is on another business trip and my mother is working. We are going to have chicken with parsley and garlic.

Suit yourself says the Getty, See you next time the swell comes up, and they put the van in reverse, turn one hundred eighty degrees, and dart away.

Tranquil Hill is nice in the winter.  Never too hot and never too cold, and green and grown in.   A single white rose grows in the planter, in the back, the rest have died off.  The Wracks has a cup of Yuban coffee brewed from a percolator setup along with a Pall Mall Gold King with a filter and he loses himself in a book.  I can’t wait till next time; I just can’t wait.  

Overview

Building a hydrogen bomb is quick and easy. Forty years ago Time magazine ran an expose on how to build a cheap atomic bomb.   The difficult part lies in the effort to obtain enriched uranium or plutonium to be used as a detonator.  The critical mass of plutonium lies within forty to sixty pounds of enriched fuel.  If such a mass comes together in one place, it begins to fission.  The fission reaction builds to a crescendo and the fission nucleus becomes a fissile.  A hydrogen bomb can be ignited with a fissile. The color of fast neutrons screaming from a fissile pile demonstrates a sky-blue light of amazing intensity.

Fission devices

An atomic bomb can be either a fat boy device or a thin man device.  A fat boy device builds as crescent wedges of plutonium that assemble into a sphere.  The wedges drive together with the force of an explosive blasting cap. The Thin Man device is designed as three rods of enriched plutonium that fit in a tube.  The three remain separated until driven together by a blasting cap.  The thin man design remains the most reliable of the atomic bomb designs and the Russians use this design exclusively in their atomic devices.

Other ways can coax subcritical masses of plutonium to fission.  Submitting enriched plutonium masses to intense pressures forces the plutonium to fission.  Spinning spheres of plutonium at high rotations per minute stimulates plutonium to fission.  The half-life of plutonium is around 5280 years at which time a plutonium atom degrades and emits a slow neutron.  The capture area of slow neutrons in a plutonium atom is small so that random degradations do not initiate a chain reaction.  Crushing or spinning plutonium increases the capture area as an arithmetic function of pressure or when spinning as an arc inscribed by a rotating mass with radius alpha. By artificial means such as the aforementioned, subcritical masses can be cajoled into a chain reaction.

Fusion bomb design.

Classically, an atom of deuterium fused with an atom of tritium becomes an atom of helium with a liberated mass deficit in energy.  The truth exists to the effect that all alkali metals in the periodic table of elements can be fusion fuel if the conditions of fusion are met. A hydrogen bomb simply stated; is an atomic bomb with hydrogen surrounding the fission mass.  The hydrogen can be in the form of tanks of gas or as a hydride. Hydrogen gas remains the most stable form of hydrogen to be used in a fusion device. Now they have hydride.  Pure lithium metal undergoes atomic fusion and the calculated mass deficit of fusion surpasses the mass deficit of hydrogen fusion into helium.  The next generation of fusion devices will use lithium metal as a fusion substrate.  With the knowledge of the above parameters, miniaturization of fusion devices becomes possible and within the realm of plausibility.  Beryllium also functions as a fusion substrate.  Encapsulating a fissile with a Beryllium sphere creates relativistic conditions.

A Poor man’s hydrogen bomb

Creating an explosive with lithium hydride and magnesium possibly assembles a cheap hydrogen bomb.  The Gibbs free energy of magnesium oxidation might be of sufficient intensity to approach relativity and induce a fusion event as the fusion enthalpy of hydrogen has been exceeded.    Encapsulating the mass with Beryllium might augment the necessary environment for hydride fusion and stimulate a chain reaction.  This is like putting gunpowder in a bamboo cylinder like Genghis Khan.

Hope

God gave man the gift of intelligence and thought to separate him from animals and beasts.  The strict policing and governing over enriched uranium and plutonium production ensures no criminal to access the basis for explosives of incredible magnitude. Atomic explosives heat the environment.    As is the plight of human existence, small lithium bombs on portable handheld missiles will soon enter the theatre of modern warfare. The burden of the next generation will be the humane and constructive use and application of nuclear power in an atmosphere of permissiveness and proliferation.  

Everything in life is symmetrical, periodical, and cyclic.  The intrinsic forces that form all beings are the same. The man searches for the parameters that define existence.  He searches for the universal field equation and it eludes him.  Perhaps someone thinks we are not ready, or deserving.  From the green and deep forests to the big fields and pastures to the blue expansive ocean, and the small atom, it is all the same.   The same laws that govern nature in the form of exponent e to the logarithmic expanses of the electromagnetic spectrum, to the vibrating quintesimal existence of matter, there exists one rule, one paradigm to rule us all to show mankind the way to the next star.

Fusion enthalpy is the relativity that permits the change of matter to energy.  Fusion enthalpy is defined as the mass number times the speed of light squared.  This is the relation that fuels the lifespan of stars and gives humankind a home for now.   All elements undergo fusion to a point, then they undergo fission and the cycle repeats and energy is neither created nor destroyed.   The sun mainly feeds on hydrogen fusion because it is the most abundant element and has the lowest fusion enthalpy.  As all the hydrogen is used up, the sun will transit to lithium, then to beryllium, and finally the transition metal series when the sun glows a deep red.  When the star exceeds the maximum fusion enthalpy, the weak gravitational force causes the mass to collapse, and the heavy mass undergoes fission with a big bang and the cycle repeats anew.   When energy transits a certain distance, not yet calculated, it slows down and becomes matter which then coalesces and eventually forms a star.  Radiant energy when it slows down becomes hydrogen, helium, and lithium and the cycle begins anew.  The interstellar dust that plagues unmanned space exploration is merely energy that has slowed down and become mass again. We can’t see because the process is slow but in the lifespan of a galaxy, a million years is but a twinkling light.  If we find a way to slow down radiation, we can produce mass for our fusion reactors as most energy that slows down becomes hydrogen.  Fusion reactions flame out and fission reactions go critical, and this is why we cannot contain fusion, as of now.

An atomic bomb can be initiated with a fissile.   A critical is not necessary.  A fissile is all that is necessary to ignite hydride to fusion.  Once fusion initiates, a layer of lithium, and then a layer of beryllium provide the fusion enthalpy for ignition to super mass.   In this way, atomic explosives can be made small for deposition in a stringent way and deployed judiciously.

  It is the weak force, and not the zillions of subatomic particles that delight physicists that holds the key to relativity.  The force of gravity is a wave and particle just like light and is produced by the intrinsic vibrations of mass and is the key to transposition and voyage to the next star.  Gravity waves are produced just like Maxwell Ian’s magnetic waves and radiate out from the photon in a different plane.   To produce gravity, a scientist accelerates protons to the speed of light, which then produces gravity in another plane, in relation to the quanta of energy evoking the change in mass.

I guess we are nearly there.  All that is needed is a little prayer in the hope the blind might come to their senses and see.    

The Wracks is at the big U.   They take the top ten percent of students in the United States.  The Wrack has a high SAT score.  He takes the hour-long bus ride from the suburbs every morning.  The monthly pass for students costs twenty-five dollars.  The bus is new and nice and air-conditioned and drops him off directly on the main campus.   He smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee to keep him going through four hours of classes and eight hours of homework each night.  Some of the older students don’t like him smoking and tell him so.  He sits on the steps of the hall opposite the main library and waits for classes and labs that occur sometimes three times a week.  He has another cigarette and disposes of it.   At five o’clock every day, he and his friend who studies Political Science go to the student union and the wracks have his dinner for 99 cents.   He buys a bowl of stew which is different every day and a pack of saltine crackers.  When he needs some sleep he sleeps in public in the plush chairs in the reading room of the student union.  He goes to school every morning at seven and comes home every night on the last bus at 9 fifty-five.  The days go by and he studies chemistry and genetics and whatever is necessary to get a degree. Hopefully, this work lands him a good job somewhere or at least in graduate school.  But it didn’t.

Sitting on the steps of the big Hall smoking, the Wracks notice that all the upper-class students dress in nice clothes, pair up with beautiful women, and go to a bar in town at lunch.   In the summer they fly on vacation, go skiing, and in the winter go to Hawaii.   The Wracks takes the six-week summer session that is so intense, that he can only take one.   Then he needs to rest.  The students who drive around in nice cars, and don’t show up for lectures, all get straight A’s in science. He sees the grades on the board every month.  With all his work, all he can earn is a B.  He wonders why.  He eventually sees, after he graduates, that the reason rich students are so gifted is because they buy the exams the night before taking them and have starving graduate students do their homework.  The most prestigious and important positions in society are occupied by rich criminals.  All the doctors a person depends on for their lives and all attorneys people use to keep them out of prison are unscrupulous cheaters.  Rich mothers and fathers buy licensing exams for their children a year beforehand, and they memorize them, and then take the test to become licensed professionals.  In addition, in the book “The Challenge of Democracy”, the text states that one-half of all political appointments is favoritism.   The Wracks think it always was this way, no matter what society.  Our nation created by geniuses as a nation under God is run by criminals and mental defectives who are related to the politicians in power

Can it be said that the author is a non-productive worker, this may be true.   The way the Wracks think to rectify this condition is to make all certifying examinations and licensing Boards public domain in a huge tome for all to read and have access to.  All a student needs to do is purchase a book with a compendium of all the latest test questions, study them, and pass the boards.   This way everyone is on equal footing.   This is how they do it in Mexico. 

One of the greatest Americans that ever lived was Thomas Jefferson.   He hung a huge two-hundred-pound wheel of cheddar cheese from the roof and lived on it.   His water supply was eventually contaminated with arsenic and he went blind.   They did not have water filtration devices in those days.  He is the one who wrote the song “Country Road”, and when he was blind,  he trained horses to take him into town and back every day until he died.  It is his idea, and his only to make the practice of Law available to all Americans in good standing who can pass the bar.  This way the forces in power cannot stack the judiciary with elitists.   Medicine should be the same way.  Instead of begging, and stealing to get into an opulent medical school.  Any American who passes the board examinations should be allowed to matriculate to an internship and get their license.  In medicine, the house staff has the final say if an individual is to be certified, to be ethical enough to practice medicine.  It has to be that way.

It is imperative and critical that a nation be guided by the appropriate people, not the best porno actors. It is nearly impossible to seize military control of a nation unless the elite can stack the judiciary and the medical sector.   If we the people ensure that professionals are smart enough, ethical enough, and strong enough, no person or military can unseat the government, and the United States can continue to function as One Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

I am taking you to the beach today, says Mother Wracks, they called me in. Put on this shirt and they will think you are one of them.

What is it mother, asks Wracks, She says it is a hand-woven silk Hawaiian shirt sent by your uncle Duke.   Silk is the most comfortable fabric to wear and quite expensive, says Mother.

She drives up to the Bu in her blue Chevrolet Impala station wagon and lets the Wracks out with a brown bag lunch.

Stay close to Mickey says mom,   he won’t let anyone hurt you.  See you at five.

In the golden days, the Bu was a festival.   They played volleyball in the cove and sat around and smoked but most importantly, went surfing.  It seems the Bu was more consistent in those days but now it is long ago.  Hodad built a thatched hut at the first point to live in and would sit in the shade and play his guitar.  The only thing he would eat was hot dogs and he would give Wracks a piece sometimes.   Johnny told on him and the police made him tear it down so there was no place to go with crazy Kate.  He and Kate were a sight to behold him in a floral shirt and Kate running around in a wetsuit and surfing first point.  The Wracks sit and watch.   The best surfer to surf the Point was Lance and no one could figure out how he connected the points and he wouldn’t tell anyone how.  Then he stopped surfing the Bu and no one knew why. Rumor had it that he got drafted and a psycho general with an English name made him surf in Viet Nam in the middle of an artillery barrage.

One day on the beach the Wracks saw a girl with long brown hair with the briefest Bikini he had ever seen and the other girls would wear small swimsuits in loud colors.  The bikini she wore was brown and handmade and crocheted and blended into her dark tan.

Look away, says the girl in the brief bikini.

But you don’t have any clothes on, says the Wracks.

Look away she repeats.

Wrack can never forget that girl with steel grey eyes who now cuts her hair in a crew cut and hosts a successful talk show.  John, who would only show up when the surf was big and parade around the parking lot in a silver bathrobe, somehow got run over in that parking lot and never showed up again.  Maybe he crossed the line once too often.  They say he is from an extremely wealthy family but the people at Tranquil Hills got him.

There was an oriental man named Don who was the best nose rider in California along with the Huntington kid and he earned the name: the masochist.  He was a black belt in Shotokan and Jujitsu.

The beach would cry out to Mickey, “The masochist is in a fight again”,   and Mickey would have to go and break up the fracas.  Only Mickey was big enough and trained well enough to stop him. A girl they call Lava Girl had bright red hair yellowed by the sun.  She would come to the beach in a white full-length swimsuit and spend all day wading in the tide pools collecting things.   She brings things up to the wall like shells, crabs, sea anemones, and bric-a-brac and shows them to people.  She never smiled, not once.  A woman only smiles when they know someone loves them.  The Wrack wanders about trying to find someplace to stay.  A beautiful woman with black hair and violet eyes feeds him bits of a sandwich and Frito corn chips.  She is the only girl not in a bikini.  She was extremely nice to him and her given name was Gidget.  She eventually became an actress and married Richard Burton.

This exists as a compendium of the days at the beach when camaraderie existed and people worked together as one.  Those days are gone but a distant memory in the mind of a disgruntled worker.  Fall is here and the seasons roll around again and again, and the days go by like pages in a book. Time is a parameter like space and distance and becomes an engram in a future happening.  The Wracks is happy to relay the world as it was before the darkness overcame the nation.  His beautiful Hawaiian shirt was stolen, as was his tie-dyed denim shirt his grandmother made him.  He will never know and everyone thinks it is better that way.

It is fall and the cool offshores blow from the canyons out to the ocean.  Alone as always Wracks stands inside the North Gate of the Bixby Ranch and looks down the cliff and out to sea.  A triangular reef in the middle of a kelp forest breaks left, and right too, but the left is better.  Harvest season begins in October with the thirty-first at the end to summon in the holidays.  On the way up, Rincon presents as a pecuniary three feet at best and the Wracks wonders why Tarantula Point is at least fifteen feet and bigger on the hourly sets.  The wave throws out roundly and the seaweed rises on the face on the smaller sets making the reef look like an undulating forest of brownish green in deep cold water.   The water here burns the face with coldness, and ice cream headaches are commonplace.   Maybe it is because the water off Point Conception and the bigger Government point is at least one thousand feet deep.  Surfers who live up here say that Government Point can hold any size swell nature has to offer, but Tarantula Point, situated on the north face of Government Point is the biggest.  Some say that Perkos produces bigger waves but it is in the south ranch, on the south side of Government Point.  Up here in the north ranch,  the waves produce a crack as the peak hits the ocean and the offshore wind stimulates a spinning tube.   At point conception, the protuberance that pushes out the farthest west of any place in California, the winds can change at any moment, and the rains, when they come, fall hard and are relentless.  So here, just inside the North gate at the ranch, the Wracks ponders going out by himself and catching a few lefts before heading home.  He has brought a seven-foot eleven-inch pintail gun with slots in the tail, shaped by Dean and on loan to the Wracks from his brother.  He will wear a Oneil spring suit underneath with a farmer John lower so the body has double the thickness of the neoprene.  Another huge set pours through and the left breaking wave ends in a channel with easy paddle and access to the peak.  The Wracks is trying to summon up some courage to go out, by himself for an hour or two.  In the meantime he watches four-inch-long tarantulas, slowly, methodically crossing the road to get somewhere probably to mate before the cold winter season ahead.   They are big, brown, and have short hair over the entirety of their bodies.  The fangs on their mouth are one inch long, but you can pick them up and they don’t bite.  It seems they move under the spell of an unseen drummer.  The Wracks set the tarantula down and look out to sea again.  Another huge wave comes out of the deep water ocean, breaks, and finalizes and the Wracks thinks he will have to flip a coin to decide whether to go out.  A tall rancher appears out of nowhere and salutes the Wracks.

I hope you are aware that thirty-foot-long great white sharks patrol just outside the surf line.  If you go out there you are taking your life in your hands, says the Rancher. 

I am deciding says the Wracks.

Decide all you want,  it is your ass on the line out there.  Don’t say I didn’t warn you says the Rancher and he waves goodbye and saunters off. 

I decided says the Wracks and the rancher waves his right hand up in the air without turning and walks away.

The fact that immense great white sharks lurk out in the water is not the only thing that scares the Wracks.  The water is incredibly cold and predatory sharks do not frenzy until the water reaches seventy degrees.  The fact is that the Wracks are alone and no one wanted to spend four hours driving on a freeway to have their head freeze off in deep seawater. Hawaii is a lot warmer. The Wracks gives up.  He drives the borrowed Pinto runabout out through the north gate gets on Highway One and drives down the long thirty-minute hill that burns out brakes to start transiting on his way home.  He pulls out a Pall Mall Gold, pushes in the car lighter, and ignites the cigarette.   The cigarette will give the Wracks two hours of stimulation so he can drive without stopping, possibly time for another cigarette.  The scenery is brown before the rains, and the highway pushes outward in the distance with not a person around. The freeway looks like an endless ribbon in the distance.   The Wracks turn on the radio, find an FM rock station, and turn the unit up loud.  The Pinto has a long range on a full tank of gas and at seventy miles per hour he will be home in three hours.  He smokes and the radio plays and he passes El Capitan which is completely flat and finally in Goleta he knows he will make it home.  Rincon is blown out now and Highway One stretches south into Ventura.   He thinks he can make it on one full tank of gas and the gauge shows slightly less than one-third.  He passes the nuclear-made tunnel and approaches the county line then the Bu and finally up Moonrise Boulevard to home.  He has spent eight hours on the road and youth is vitality and wasted on the young and this was a long time ago and then some.  The Wracks do not surf anymore or own a surfboard.   His wet suits sit in the closet unused.   He lives in Northern California where they grow grapes,  looks out the window and wonders where all the time has gone. The air is cool in Northern California by October and Halloween heralds another season beginning and the year ebbing.  In the small yellow room with a stereo he looks around and wonders and thanks God for another day.