With a two trillion deficit looming and half the world living off the treasury of the United States, the New President wants to eliminate debt and stimulate industry in the continental forty.   The former president saw it fit to double the cost of food to minimize the outgo and stimulate the income.  What is the right tact to take?  Do we need tariffs?

A tariff is an additional sum attached to imported goods to bring more money to the government.  Ostentatiously, a tariff decreases purchase of the import item to stimulate intrinsic industries in the country.   Maybe a tariff is not the answer to budget deficit, all great nations are destroyed from within, like the Roman Empire.  The concept of outsourcing, to generate the most net income on the corporate income statement, which of course stimulates the stock market, is the ultimate destruction of heavy industry in the environs and it starves the people of the country who have no jobs.   Outsourcing on paper is fantastic, greater profit, helping other nations, a more bounteous product supply in supply demand, and the economic indices look good.   What outsourcing really does is augment the money supply of the wealthy.  Foreign countries use slave labor and sweat shops to produce products, the people in these countries do not have unions, or social security for that matter and cheap products flood the industrialized nations that formed them.   All the net income from these ventures realized by foreign countries goes to wealthy war lords who once they have raped their own people, buy houses in Bel Air California, or San Diego, or San Francisco, and move their families there to become United States Citizens.  Furthermore, the continuous supply of container ships flooding our country with foreign goods also bring a plethora of contraband, which the wealthy sell privately at their own discretion.  In addition, the altruistic politicians who promote outsourcing and a global economy receive kickbacks and graft from the warlords who have helped them destroy the economic climate of the United States.  It becomes quite easy to catch these patriotic, virtuous people.  Bank accounts in foreign countries or banana republics swell with cash from the corruption and are ripe for the plucking.   AYE MATEY.  It must be time to parlay, says Morgan the pirate.    

The United States Navy have the odious duty of keeping the peace in the world for nothing.  It is time an intrepid president have them board container ships, ask for a manifest and hunt for contraband.   According to the law of the seven seas, all contraband becomes property of the nation that patrols its waters and this is federal, not amenable to a stately civil suit.   Avast, awash and adrift all sailors who refuse to obey pirate law.   Our navy which exists to serve and protect will now bolster our economy by seizing illegal cargo and adding it to the nation’s coffers. All foreign bank accounts will pay an end user tax on all deposits leaving foreign nations and entering the United States.   If the offshore accounts fail to accommodate, they will be seized digitally online, by VPN by happy elves who serve their country in an FBI paycheck.   It is all computer now and future presidents must be savvy in the ways intelligent computer scientists can equalize a situation out-of-hand. 

The people who work an hourly job and maintain the infrastructure of our country deserve a break.  The people who die for our country in the jungle or in the trenches deserve a good life for their families and children.  This country is theirs, not the property of the 20 percent.    United States workers have unions, to make sure they receive a decent wage, other nations do not. United States workers pay SSI and income tax on their hourly wage and provide the majority of the TAX BASE that feeds the economy, other nations do not.   United States workers need to be employed; to be paid so they can purchase the latest electronic gizmo.   United States workers want to send their children to college, so they too might become president.  American industry is great, good quality and industrious.  Heavy industries must be subsidized no matter the cash flow statement.  We are what we are because we made it so.  Just because someone is well educated does not mean they are religious, moral and righteous.   All Americans must remember what is written on our money to remind us, In God we trust, not atheists who run sweat shops in the jungle and perpetrate illicit things. 

Could it be this Democrat, once a stalwart republican, has seen God?   No!  Economic reality is a function of the integral of cash flow taken between two points of time.  It is all math and the numbers point to a virtuous America who think of themselves first for once in our lives.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT ONCE AGAIN.

Pirate all the foreign lackeys and take the booty for ourselves, our country and our faith. 

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.