The district attorney is elected by the people to prosecute. That is what he or she is there for. Often, they must carry a personal firearm because they are solely responsible for the health and longevity of the populace. Bad guys don’t take no for an answer. A crime defines as any action that impoverishes or hurts people in any way, and this is the reason A district attorney exists, to put criminals in prison. The question is this: Does the DA know justice? Few people know her, and this is why.
Justice is a beautiful lady incarnated by the maker to save mankind from undue attack. She is a tall brunette, and she dresses in a long flowing gown and holds a scale outstretched to the people in her right hand. She is large in case she has to defend against an attack. She wears a long, flowing gown so men do not become obsessed by her immaculate figure. Justice is overly beautiful to war like Helen of Troy, and her figure is exceptional, and she holds a scale. Justice is almost perfect, not perfect like Jesus Christ, but almost……..
She holds a scale and shows it to everyone who draws near. The scale represents mankind. The right or white side juxtaposes with the black or left side, and in human endeavor, never balances. The human condition, like the scale, is not black or white, but shades of gray, and she weighs this fact in her judgment
Justice is a woman, and the maker made her feminine because justice is matronly, hysterical, and merciful. Justice has a dark side. Otherwise, the law would look like a dinosaur that carries a weapon and breathes fire.
All a criminal has to do is show justice that he or she is 51 percent good on the scale, and she, like a devoted mother, will take it into consideration. Justice can be prone to illogical and exceptional actions because she is a woman, and this is what people who love do. It pays to be on the right side of Justice because statutory law is written in black and white.
Like all humans, Justice has another side. In ancient history, it is said she was the mistress of Hades, the king of the underworld. Whether she did this to contain him or whatever is the substance of speculation, humankind must be aware that she associates with darkness, and it is not prudent, fashionable or imperative that anyone socialize with her. It is important that the DA understand this fact and beware. . Justice is the most important and desirable commodity that can ever be bestowed on humankind. Justice is exceptionally beautiful, and the thrill never dissipates.
What does this mean to coke-snorting adult movie human beings? From basic mathematics and relational operators, If a criminal donates more than half their earnings to the church, when the DA sees a writ of investigation or litigation, he or she takes it, tears it up, and allocates it to the circular file. Remember, Justice has a scale and holds it for all to see. Justice is a woman but I wouldn’t go bar hopping with her at night. The consequences might be dramatic.
If the DA or a Judge is having problems with decisions, decisions that might affect millions of people, rather than have a shot of whiskey, walk out to the main hall in the courthouse and look at the sculpture of justice holding the scale, and she will give you solace. She will give you inspiration, and know that justice is the most beautiful condition to be bestowed upon mankind.

Load and lock and kiss your wife, goodnight. We may have to fight for it.